Socratease T-shirt

SOCRATEASE

Ancient Greece gave us democracy, tragedy, and grown men arguing barefoot. This shirt is a tribute to that.

Inspired by classical Greek pottery and paintings, the design goes back 2,400 years. The result feels somewhere between an ancient artifact and something a philosophy student would impulsively buy at 2am after reading Plato once.

It’s subtle enough that normal people will think you’re stylish.
But the right people will know you probably have opinions about free will.

Wear it to:
• overanalyze texts
• stare into the distance thoughtfully
• ask questions with no answers
• get exiled from Athens

Socrates drank the hemlock.
You just have to wear the shirt.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Philofficer Apparel and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.