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Metaphysica Live in Concert T-Shirt
Metaphysica Live in Concert T-Shirt
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For those who value both aesthetics and ethics.
***The design is on the back!****
We all know the real heavy metal isn’t Metallica. it’s Plato, Aristotle, Parmenides, and Epicurus tearing the fabric of reality apart live on stage.
This shirt is for when you want people to know you’re not just some lightweight running around spouting “we’re all just stardust” — no. You’re deep in the metaphysical trenches, grappling with being, form, essence, and motion.
You’re backstage at the Theory of Forms show.
You’re watching Aristotle do a 20-minute solo on substance and accidents while Epicurus chain-smokes in the green room.
VIP access to Platos cave.
Product features
Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance.
Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape with wear.
Stabilized shoulder seams to prevent stretching.
Soft, durable fabric with a classic fit ideal for any occasion.
Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
Do not dryclean
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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