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Ludwig Wittgenstein T-shirt
Ludwig Wittgenstein T-shirt
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Alright, look.
Ludwig Wittgenstein never actually got arrested — but if anyone in philosophy deserved a mugshot it’s this guy.
This is the man who told you the limits of your language are the limits of your world… then basically tore up his own book (Tractatus) and said, “nah, I was wrong.” This is the man who stalked the halls of Cambridge like an intense, chain-smoking intellectual outlaw, smashing at the bars of sense and meaning.
So yeah — slap his grim, determined face on your chest and let the world know:
you’re not here to play analytic baby games.
You’re here to show the meaning.
Perfect for:
Philosophy majors in existential crisis
People who want to scare their analytic philosophy profs
Fans of Philosophical Investigations who’ve read it… or at least pretended to
Soft cotton. Clean fit. Unmistakable aura of quiet philosophical violence.
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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