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The result feels somewhere between an ancient artifact and something a philosophy student would impulsively buy at 2am after rereading Plato once.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s subtle enough that normal people will think you’re stylish.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut the right people will know you probably have opinions about free will.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWear it to:\u003cbr\u003e\n• overanalyze texts\u003cbr\u003e\n• stare into the distance thoughtfully\u003cbr\u003e\n• ask questions with no answers\u003cbr\u003e\n• get exiled from Athens\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSocrates drank the hemlock.\u003cbr\u003e\nYou just have to wear the shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003ePhilofficer Apparel\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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